Hmmm...Future WWE Diva...

[gaWdeSs]

So I was looking through www.OVW.com, and I was just getting some info on the classes of going there. My friend Corey and I actually had plans on going for that 13 week class. HE's done it once before, and he also was one of the people selected for Tough Enough 3 before the 25 people cut. Now he doesn't want to do it anymore. Something about risking injuries and all that stuff. What a liar! LoL, he fell inlove with someone, and I think the 13 weeks of sharing a room with me might commit Martha to suicide from sheer jealousy. LOL, I'm horrible. He just doesn't want to say it. I dunno if I should still do it alone. I really want to be a WWE Diva.

P.S. Jackie Gayda and Gail Kim are looking into TNA. Good, the whole TNA bit with their talented roster is getting me syked up even more for the premiere. Woot!

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[HULKAMANIA]

Hey if you want to do it, I support it. This isn't because you're a girl and I'm some internet geek, I have a great deal of respect for people who have a desire to achive. Specifically I respect you because from the get go, you want to be a WWE Diva. You're not looking to be one of those wannabe cover girl models that just want to enter the wrestling biz for the money. I'm really big on talent that liked/loved/respected pro-wrestling before hand. Heck, you're friend sounds like a decent guy because he went the route of the smaller promotion. Keep us updated on what your progress is.

[gaWdeSs]

I definitely want to do it. It's always been my dream. Thank you, Wendi Richter. But my real inspiration is Sable. Even though that's a whole load of controversy, I don't really care. Anyway, sure the whole cover girl thing comes with being a Diva, but I WANT THAT FUGGIN LITA IN A HELL IN A CELL MATCH WHERE I END HER CAREER WITH A KISS OF DEATH [TORNADO DDT] OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND INTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE, and I will do it through JR and King's...I'm sick of the Hispanic Announcers getting the shaft of things, and break her neck for good. I've always hated her. She put a lot of disrespect in being a Diva. Not even in ECW did she appeal to me. LoL...Danny Dorin's fiancee`...she didn't even have a name for a while, until Angelica, then Miss Congeniality. HOw original. Anyway, thanks!

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[Dog Fan]

gawdess said:

I definitely want to do it. It's always been my dream. Thank you, Wendi Richter. But my real inspiration is Sable. Even though that's a whole load of controversy, I don't really care. Anyway, sure the whole cover girl thing comes with being a Diva, but I WANT THAT FUGGIN LITA IN A HELL IN A CELL MATCH WHERE I END HER CAREER WITH A KISS OF DEATH [TORNADO DDT] OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND INTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE, and I will do it through JR and King's...I'm sick of the Hispanic Announcers getting the shaft of things, and break her neck for good. I've always hated her. She put a lot of disrespect in being a Diva. Not even in ECW did she appeal to me. LoL...Danny Dorin's fiancee`...she didn't even have a name for a while, until Angelica, then Miss Congeniality. HOw original. Anyway, thanks!

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i hope you can teach the divas how to wrestle. it's getting kind of old seeing diva search contests, while they're releasing molly, gail kim, jazz, ivory, and some others i can't think of right now. my favorite diva right now is victoria. and although i do like how she looks, it's her wrestling ability that makes her my favorite.

[tradewynd]

So you want to be a wrestler? Good luck. You're going to need it. As someone who has worked for 7 years, I'm going to give you some free advice. If you find any of this in the least bit offensive save your money, because wrestling is not for you.

Make sure your health insurance will cover injuries suffered in the ring. A broken bone is $1,000+ and if you get hurt enough to need surgery that will be at least $10,000. I've been screwed by insurance companies before, make sure it will cover injuries that happen in the ring. Ask them explicitly, and get it in writing.

I don't think this is much of a secret, but assuming you do make it to the WWE, you're probably going to have to sleep your way to top. Unless you're really really REALLY good. And it goes without saying that if Playboy asks saying no will not be good for your career. Even if you've already been established as a draw Vince isn't going to like that. Being extra nice to Vince will be good for your career too. Jackie never did anything orally wrong, and not only did land her a job, but kept her on the payroll for a long time.

You're going to have to be a lot more than just a good worker, which is hard enough inandof itself. The WWE is the same promotion that told Inoue Takako to take a hike. Not only is she hot, but she's one of Japan's top joshi workers and charismatic. They even told Hamada Ayako to stick it. Not only is she a better worker than her dad (which is saying something), but her modeling work shows that she's open to the outside paydays Vince wants his girls to take.

This means you're going to have to be able to cut promos to set yourself apart. Watch everything Sunny ever did, and understand why it worked. She was a stronger ratings draw than Shawn Michaels and the nWo for a reason. Also understand what Francine and Missy did well and what prevented them from really breaking out.

Implants will do wonders for your WWE career. If you're not at least 34DD you should strongly consider getting up to at least that and getting used to how that feels before you start wrestling. Vince doesn't push flat girls. If you're intelligent enough to be hypnotized you can use hypnosis to make your breasts naturally larger(and for other very useful things like speeding up your metabolism and wiring you brain to learn wrestling and martial arts), although large amounts of physical change will take time. Implants are instantaneous.

Something else you are going to want - Jonathan Altfeld's Finding Your Irresistible Voice. Why this is useful is obvious. Altfeld isn't selling it anymore because it's "too dangerous" but I do have it. Apparently he never thought cult leaders would use it. If you go through all of the trouble of getting implants and attaining your irresistible voice, you could fall back on being a stripper and phone sex operator. You'll make a lot more money than you will wrestling too. When I was doing mortgages I had a girl who did that and made $480,000 working as a stripper Thursday, Friday and Saturday night and doing phone sex on Sunday and Wednesday afternoon. She made an extra $200,000 tax free from "other" services.

If you don't have a college degree get one before you start. I was already trained when I started college, and I had a hard enough time juggling college with a couple indy shots and telemarketing. You won't be able to do college, wrestling school and hold a part time job to pay for wrestling school at the same time. Trust me.

Speaking of which, if you haven't done any telemarketing you should. Once you get good at it the pay is good, and it will teach you two important things: how to change what you're doing on a moment's notice and how to act, not react. Those skills will help you greatly in the ring. If you've already mastered Altfeld's material you'll really rake in the cash. I made as much as $28/hour, and could come and go as I pleased. When I threatened to quit my downside went from $8 to $20, with the extra 12 being paid under the table.

Keep in mind that OVW is not there to teach you how to work, OVW's purpose is to teach you how to do TV. Those are two very different things. If you want to learn how to work, go to OZ Academy. No one has a better track record for training workers than Ozaki Mayumi. Not Ultimo, not Pro Wrestling IRON, not even the New Japan dojo and certainly not OVW. Literally every girl who has survived tryouts at The Evil School of Professional Wrestling can GO. Obviously Japanese fluency is a must. If you're crazy enough to try it I'll get you contact info so you can arrange a tryout.

Make no mistake about it, even becoming a really bad wrestler is HARD. Since you're a girl and appear to have something that resembles sex appeal they may judge you by lower standards or let certain things go to sell you on your body to Vince's boys. If you let them give you enough shortcuts you'll end up being worse in the ring than Lita is, and will honestly believe you're good at the same time. That is a dangerous combination, both to her and the girl she's working. You don't want to be the next dumbass that breaks her neck on a simple somersault bump.

[gaWdeSs]

I do not take any offense to that at all. I think that's pretty flat out great advice, considering, that is the reality of it all. As much as people want to say they don't need to do certain things to fit the criteria of a "WWE Diva", all the things you said are true. giving up a part of life and self in order to get to the top is what's gonna happen, and guess, what if your goal is up at top, you have to. Thanks, I even printed it out.

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[HULKAMANIA]

Here's some advice, you want to be a WWE Diva? Stay away from Randy Orton.

[gaWdeSs]

HELL NO! I love Randy Orton. I would love to have him.....between my legs and more WOO!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!

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[HULKAMANIA]

Come on, you have to have heard to stories about him I won't talk about them here in the interest of human decency, but he's known to not treat the divas very ladylike.

[gaWdeSs]

Oh he can violate my rights any time he wants.

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[HULKAMANIA]

gawdess said:

Oh he can violate my rights any time he wants.

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So you didn't hear the luggage story then? Ah well, I'll leave it at that.